Will Cuppy – 7 Quotes

7 Quotes by Will Cuppy

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

– Will Cuppy

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

– Will Cuppy

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There’s always something.

– Will Cuppy

If a cat does something, we call it instinct if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

– Will Cuppy

If an animal does something, we call it instinct if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

– Will Cuppy

I don’t like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.

– Will Cuppy

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

– Will Cuppy