Funny Quotes

“I’m very FONT of you because you’re just my TYPE” – Unknown Author

“I knew who I was this morning but I’ve changed a few times since then” – Lewis Carol

“Coffee is all the direction that I need today”

“Piglet – how do you spell love? Pooh – you don’t spell it, you feel it”

“I never wanted anything from you, except everything you had and then what was left after that too”

“Of course life is a bitch, if it was a slut it would be easy”

“Only dead fish go with the flow”

“I’d rather be someones shot of Whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea”

“Life is short, eat dessert first”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt”

“Life is short. Eat dessert first”

“Best Friends, they know how crazy you are and choose to still be seen with you in public”

“Food glorious food”

“If you love someone let them sleep”

“WTF. Where’s the food”

“But first, coffee”