Tommy Cooper – 3 Quotes

3 Quotes by Tommy Cooper

A woman tells her doctor, ‘I’ve got a bad back.’ The doctor says, ‘It’s old age.’ The woman says, ‘I want a second opinion.’ The doctor says: ‘Okay – you’re ugly as well.’

– Tommy Cooper

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me ‘Can you give me a lift?’ I said ‘Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it.’

– Tommy Cooper

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience!

– Tommy Cooper