Kinky Friedman – 13 Quotes

13 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

– Kinky Friedman

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.

– Kinky Friedman

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

– Kinky Friedman

We’re first on executions. We’re 49th in funding public education. We’re in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we’re winning.

– Kinky Friedman

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

– Kinky Friedman

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

– Kinky Friedman

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

– Kinky Friedman

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

– Kinky Friedman

I’ve always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

– Kinky Friedman

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

– Kinky Friedman

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

– Kinky Friedman

I’ll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

– Kinky Friedman

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won’t get a lot done in the mornings, but we’ll work late and be honest.

– Kinky Friedman