Joe E. Lewis – 5 Quotes

5 Quotes by Joe E. Lewis

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

– Joe E. Lewis

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

– Joe E. Lewis

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

– Joe E. Lewis

I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.

– Joe E. Lewis

You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough.

– Joe E. Lewis