Doug Larson – 16 Quotes

16 Quotes by Doug Larson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

– Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

– Doug Larson

The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

– Doug Larson

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

– Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

– Doug Larson

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

– Doug Larson

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

– Doug Larson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

– Doug Larson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

– Doug Larson

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

– Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

– Doug Larson

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

– Doug Larson

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

– Doug Larson

For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

– Doug Larson

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

– Doug Larson

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.

– Doug Larson