David Letterman – 9 Quotes

9 Quotes by David Letterman

There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

– David Letterman

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

– David Letterman

There’s only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe – because I’ve done a little of this myself – pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.

– David Letterman

I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host.

– David Letterman

We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he’s also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.

– David Letterman

Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, ‘I’ve got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.’ Yeah, that’s always the sign of a man in good health, isn’t it?

– David Letterman

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.

– David Letterman

It’s so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early – is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?

– David Letterman

Don’t forget it’s daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It’s like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.

– David Letterman