Bob Hope – 14 Quotes

14 Quotes by Bob Hope

I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.

– Bob Hope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

– Bob Hope

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

– Bob Hope

If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

– Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

– Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.

– Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I’ll do it.

– Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

– Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

– Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

– Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

– Bob Hope

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

– Bob Hope

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

– Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

– Bob Hope