Wilson Mizner – 11 Quotes

11 Quotes by Wilson Mizner

All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.

– Wilson Mizner

Art is science made clear.

– Wilson Mizner

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

– Wilson Mizner

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

– Wilson Mizner

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

– Wilson Mizner

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

– Wilson Mizner

Failure has gone to his head.

– Wilson Mizner

God help those who do not help themselves.

– Wilson Mizner

The most efficient water power in the world – women’s tears.

– Wilson Mizner

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you’re in.

– Wilson Mizner

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

– Wilson Mizner